Dear Perfect Cheval Mirror-
I dreamed of you, but did not think I would ever find one exactly like you, at least not in my price range! But mark my words: on payday, you shall be mine!
And finally I will be able to see my whole outfit in the morning, right down to the shoes!
I found my perfect mirror for the new bedroom at Lowes!
p.s. Prepare yourself for golden retriever nose prints.